The Ex Files

Last night's sleep was interrupted by dreams/nightmares of a few of my ex's.  So, I thought I would send a few messages out there to them.

Firstly, I have an ex who has been cyberstalking me for years.  He finds me every time I move.  He used to call me, but now I have no home phone, so he cannot.  C. T., you know who you are.  I'm sending this plea out to the universe in the hopes that you'll get this.  Please leave me alone.  We dated when I was 13.  I'm an adult now and I do not want to reconnect.  Stop looking me up and showing up as searches for me.  I get emails from these websites you visit looking for me.  Stop and move on.  Now, I know that sounds mean, but seriously, it's been 20 years.  I've moved on. 

The second ex I'd like to shout out to is my bud R. R.  I'm so glad you and I have remained friends all these years.  I know we were very young when we dated, but I wouldn't take back any of that time.  I hope we stay friends for many years to come and I wish you much happiness.

Thirdly, J. K., this message is for you.  We dated when I was a sophmore in highschool.  He was probably the sweetest boyfriend I've ever had and my first adult love.  I even still have the panda painting he did for me.  J, wherever you are, I hope you are happy in your new life.  You were a great guy and I wish you nothing but good vibes.

Lastly, E. C. T., We had a very rocky relationship for many years, which ended very badly.  Recently, you came up in a conversation with some friends and I've been thinking about you.  I just want to say to you that, while I hate the way things ended with us, I wish you and your wife a lifetime of happiness and I hope it is everything you were looking for.  While it's no secret I'm not a fan of who you chose, I am glad that you're happy and hope you stay that way.  Best of luck in your life.  You really were a great guy, just not the great guy for me. 

Ex files closed.